More Obama Nonsense

We've avoided covering national stuff for a while because it brings out the deranged leftists who think Obama is the promised one who will bring benevolent socialism to the masses. It also brings out the extreme nut jobs who suffer from Obama Derangement Syndrome, same as the anti-Bush forces of years past. But here's an amusing tale that will drive leftists nuts:
  • President Barack Obama pressed his case on Saturday for achieving deficit reduction, in part by ending tax breaks and singling out hedge fund managers, oil companies and billionaires to take the hit.

    Obama is locked in a dispute with Republicans over how to bring down the deficit as part of a deal to raise the debt ceiling and prevent Washington from default.

    Democrats insist that some tax increases be included in a deficit-cutting package.

"Raise taxes" seems to be Obama's only solution, and just for good measure, make sure it's a "class" issue, attacking corporations and "the rich" during a recession/depression. But what happens when you apply actual mathematics to the Obama "solution?" Charles Krauthammer crunches the numbers:
  • [Obama] himself, as we just heard, said you can’t reduce the deficit to the levels we need without raising revenues. Then he talks about the [tax break for] corporate jets, which he mentioned not once but six times.

    I did the math on this. If you collect the corporate jet tax every year for the next 5,000 years, you will cover one year of the debt that Obama has run up. One year.

    To put it another way, if you started collecting that tax at the time of John the Baptist and you collected it every year — first in shekels and now in dollars — you wouldn’t be halfway to covering one year of the amount of debt that Obama has run up.

    As for the other one, he mentions again and again, the oil depreciation tax break — if you collect that one for 700 years, you won’t cover a year of Obama deficits.

    And then here’s my favorite. I worked it out in the car on the way here. If you collect the corporate jets and the oil tax together — get all the bad guys and the fat cats at once — and you collect it for 100 years, it covers the amount of debt Obama added… in February!

    And he pretends that he’s the serious adult at the table.

President Sparklefarts is seriously deranged.