Nothing to See Here

Remember, CompStat tells us crime is down. All of these incidents, gleaned from the media reports by a helpful reader, mean nothing, nothing at all:

• Just when they start to brag about Agg Batteries and homicides (sorry, shootings and murders) being down along comes another unseasonably warm weekend:
  
  3 shot, 1 dead in 014 (2 incidents)
  1 dead in 009
  1 dead in 017
  2 shot in 003
  1 shot in 006
  1 shot in 010
  1 shot in 011 (oops)
  1 shot in 015
  
  And that was just Saturday night!

All is well! Nothing to see here folks (and people)! Move along!