- Finally, the Cubs can say they’re No. 1.
Our lovable losers have gained the distinction of having MLB’s least clean park, as voted by ufe.com, an upstart website that stands for “urine feces everywhere."
The ratings are the brainchild of Bourbonnais dentist John Vallone, who — along with his wife and six others — rated every major-league park based on 79 health-related criteria. Much of their focus was on rest-room hygiene.
The Cubs are going for loss number 101 tonight. Best of luck to them.
Sox finished ahead of where everyone picked them to end up, and still can't fill their park.
And the NHL continues to dig its own grave.