This is brilliant:
- Rumors Rumors Rumors anyone? I heard a good one that made me laugh out loud the other day. Apparently the 1st Deputy made an ass out of himself at a meeting somewhere in the 19th district. I believe he remarked about COPS with nothing to do hanging out at Dunkin Doughnuts. The 1st Deputy did not appreciate the Dunkin Doughnuts coupon book that was sent to him through Department mail. I will be sure to forward all my future Dunkin coupons to him and hope you all join me as well. I think this butt hole need to show and say he is sorry for his dumb ass remarks.
What's the Unit number for the First Deputy? Toss a few Dunkin Donuts coupons in a Department envelope and mail them off to HQ. The Tribune or Sun Times has coupons today, there might even be a few for Dunkin Donuts.
And calendars! Did Dunkin Donuts have a calendar with the coupons? Maybe Al would appreciate a couple of nice shots of glazed donuts to hang in his office.
And calendars! Did Dunkin Donuts have a calendar with the coupons? Maybe Al would appreciate a couple of nice shots of glazed donuts to hang in his office.