Whoa, Is This True?

This would be incredible if actually true:

• The lying, liberal, weasel Rahm keeps telling the press that the G8 will not be a problem. Really?
  
  If it's not going to be a problem I wonder why the Chicago Federal Reserve Bank is actually planning on closing down for the entire week and moving their business operation to another midwestern city? Oops, that's still a secret and our great Chicago press hasn't stumbled on it yet.
  
  Shhhhhhhhs, don't tell them!

Rumors abound! Each better than the last.