A testicle-eating fish was reportedly found in Lake Lou Yaeger in Litchfield, Illinois.
A fish with teeth, called a 'pacu,' was found in the lake, according to Illinois Department of Natural Resources.
According to KSDK, a fisherman caught a Pacu back on June 7th, while another man caught a pacu ten days later. While a Pacu poses no real threat to humans, Metro.co.uk reported two local men died in the river, after their testicles were eaten by a pacu fish.
And then we discovered that certain high-ranking exempts owned land in and around the Lithcfield area, prior to being made gold stars. And they had other ambitious lieutenants, captains and XO's over for a visit prior to them also being made exempt. So there seems to be a pattern, perhaps a secret initiation? It would certainly explain the completely docile attitude on display weekly at the CompStat meetings.