Too much humor gets lost is the shuffle and the hundreds of comments posted here each day:
- Rahm wants to have Gladiator Day. It will be held at Solider Field and every gang can select its finest and they can duel to the last one standing. Rahm will sit up in the top sky box eating a turkey leg wearing a toga. He will be surrounded by several children. He will give them $10.00 each (from the speed cameras) until one lone banger stands. That lone banger will be called Ceasar Fire! Rahm will have bought future votes and solved the crime problem all at the same time...
Now we just need a photoshop of Rahm as Caesar, similar to the Reader pic of Shortshanks as King George III.