Did everyone catch the citywide broadcasts that there was no R-service available and if you got stuck, your sergeant had to call for a tow with no ETA? That was a brilliant bit of planning there - hope the previous watch remembered to fill up the tank.
And just in case you forgot, this is what J-Fled was driving today while you skidded across miles of almost plowed roads and unsalted pavement:
And while we're aware that J-Fled probably had little to do with the choice of two-wheel-drive SUVs, but if he wants to claim credit for getting us the new vehicles, he can damn well accept the blame for getting us crappy ones.