Whichever two anonymous commentators thought this up, our hat is off to you and we'd like to offer you jobs (unpaid internship) with our band of merry fools here:
- "This one's gonna be easy to pimp for himself because he can claim he stopped hundreds of crimes that were never going to occur the way he claims anyway."
Golly! This is genius! I prevented six crimes on my beat alone today!
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OMG, that is funny as hell! Instead of coming in with any numbers, come in with non-numbers--um, no bus checks or contact cards today, however, with Garry's direction, I PREVENTED 3 burglaries, 4 'killings', 6 auto thefts, 2 rapes and 7 arsons....so there are your numbers.
Hey, if CeaseFire can claim to have prevented a few hundred shootings with absolutely no proof, no documentation and no questions, there is nothing preventing us from claiming exactly the same thing.
Tomorrow, we check off with at least 10 "prevented" crimes of various severity, and we encourage everyone to do the same.