More Crystal Ball Failures

Shooting near a school:

• Two teens were shot at 75th Street and South Constance Avenue near South Shore High School this afternoon, authorities say.
  
  One teen was taken in serious-to-critical condition to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, while the other was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, also in serious-to-critical condition, according to Fire Department spokesman

And in the land of 40% homicide reductions:

• A 20-year-old West Side man was shot and killed this morning following a minor traffic accident blocks from his home, authorities said.
  
  Killed was Brandon Williams, of the 700 block of South California Avenue, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.

One day, they might predict something we can use. Might. We aren't holding our breath.