The aftermath of the bin Laden operation continues to reverberate throughout the world. This story popped up in most major papers:
- A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said Friday.
The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
Thanks to our extensive contacts in the CIA, the NSA and the Pentagon, SCC can exclusively reveal a partial listing of the porn-stash Osama bin Laden kept around (for fatwa research purposes only):
- Between the Sheiks
- Broke-Yak Mountain
- Hard as Iraq
- Packin' Stan
- Tora Bora Whora
- Turban Cowboys
- I Dream of Weenie
- I Slam
- Arabian Tights
- The Love Goat (Seasons 1 and 2)
We suppose anyone viewing these titles would think America was a decadent, infidel, Great Satan nation. And if the Navy Seals caught us with any of this, we'd pray they killed us and hid our body underwater, too.
These and more can be viewed over at AceofSpades.
These and more can be viewed over at AceofSpades.