- A 61-year-old man was seriously injured tonight when he was beaten by three males and robbed of his bicycle on the West Side in the city's Humboldt Park neighborhood.
The robbery happened about 7:15 p.m. on the 3800 block of West Grand Avenue, said Police News Affairs [...].
Preliminary reports said the man was robbed and assaulted by a group of three males....
The man was reported in serious condition, but there was no immediate information available about where he was taken for treatment.
So the solution here is to ban bicycles seeing as how they attract unsavory elements who are jealous of people who have two-wheeled conveyances.