The Chicago Fire Department is in the process of moving bodies and equipment into the new "Public Safety Building" at 3510 S. Michigan. Rumor has it that CFD operations are going to take up an entire floor, maybe two. We can hardly wait to see the new floor assignments. And rumor has it, the pinewood derby that will be held in the 5th floor hallway will be spectacular!
Oh, didn't anyone tell the CFD that the entire building is collapsing from the middle outward? You can actually see gaps between the floor and the walls measuring around an inch in some places on the fifth floor. Desk drawers have to be propped shut. Doors cannot be closed. We think there's some fiendish plot afoot to use the incoming CFD personnel as some sort of cushion for the rest of the building population for that unhappy day that the structural support gives way.
Oh, didn't anyone tell the CFD that the entire building is collapsing from the middle outward? You can actually see gaps between the floor and the walls measuring around an inch in some places on the fifth floor. Desk drawers have to be propped shut. Doors cannot be closed. We think there's some fiendish plot afoot to use the incoming CFD personnel as some sort of cushion for the rest of the building population for that unhappy day that the structural support gives way.