Here's one now:
Seriously? How about your students stop running around with pistols, blasting anything that doesn't wear the right colors or fails to flash the wrong hand signals or sells dope on the corner without paying a "street tax" to the "owners" of said corner? And maybe they stop pointing guns at the police, too.
Honest to god, this is supposed to teaching the next generation. The only lesson we see here is ignorance, but she probably aced that one.