We'd just like to get ahead of the news cycle and help out Rahm and Garry by pre-announcing the closure of the North Avenue Beach for Friday:
Whatever you do Friday, do not: Take a hot bath to de-stress; get stuck in a glass elevator; decide to have a marathon baking session in your studio apartment for an upcoming 4th of July picnic.
Do not do these things, or anything else taxing, because it’s forecast to reach 100 degrees Friday, according to the National Weather Service.
In fact the weather service is calling the sizzling heat an “extreme heatwave.”
Since a mere 88 degrees on Memorial Day resulted in a single beach being closed for "heat" reasons, we can't see any purpose in having that same beach open when it's actually going to be 12 degrees hotter.
That would be silly, silly we say, just plain silly. Or just pointing out another lie.
That would be silly, silly we say, just plain silly. Or just pointing out another lie.