- Three north suburban men face charges of pointing a laser beam at a Chicago Police helicopter Saturday night, police said today.
Arrested were Alvin Kang, 25, of Northbrook, Jeremy A. Smith, 24, of Skokie, and Mark P. Lawrence, 25, of Winnetka. The three face misdemeanor charges of unlawful use of a weapon -- pointing a laser at a police officer, according to a release from Chicago Police News Affairs.
Um, dumbasses? It's a helicopter. It doesn't have to circle around for another flyover to pinpoint your exact location. It kind of stops, hovers and picks out your location. A laser has two ends if you've forgotten - one on the "target" and one at the source.
Too bad we didn't get the Hellfire Missile package with the chopper, but Shortshanks thought that might be intimidating.
Too bad we didn't get the Hellfire Missile package with the chopper, but Shortshanks thought that might be intimidating.