After all the hassle this guy went through with the aldercreature, the signage and attempting to get convicted individuals actual jobs:
Felony Franks manager Brian Smiley is not sure what he will do if the Near West Side hot dog stand where he has worked for nearly a year closes shop this weekend.
The owner of the restaurant — which has garnered international attention because of its criminally themed menu and its battle with the city over a sign advertising its name — says he will likely have to close his shop at 229 S. Western because of declining business and problems with a nearby liquor store.
Smiley, a felon who, like other workers there, was given a second chance by the owner, said Saturday he “might have to hit a few temp agencies.”
Hopefully, "hit a few temp agencies" doesn't mean what our sarcastic side thinks it might, because that sounds like a confession right there.