- Police answering cries for help on Friday found a screaming burglar dangling from a ceiling air vent over a hot fat fryer at an upstate New York restaurant.
"He said he thought he was going to die," said Lt. Michael Brown, spokesman for the police in Rotterdam, New York.
A grease-covered Timothy Cipriani, 46, of nearby Schenectady was pleading for help when he was discovered wedged into the ventilation duct at Paesan's Pizza in the early hours of the morning.
Flicking handfuls of water into the grease bins would have added to the entertainment.
We're going to have a weekend of posting some lighter stuff. Nothing too serious unless necessary. Enjoy.
We're going to have a weekend of posting some lighter stuff. Nothing too serious unless necessary. Enjoy.